What are you trying to tell me about your Grandpa?

Mein Großvater ist alt, aber seine Schuhe sind neu. ==
My grandfather is old, but his shoes are new.

I didn't think the owl was so shallow when it came to aging matters...

Sofern du bezahlst, trinke ich. == 
As long as you pay, I drink.

This sounds like dates I have been on before... :(