How to be indicisive

Ich bin nicht dein Spielzeug. ==I am not your toy.

Bin ich ein Spielzeug? ==Am I a toy?

Oh crap!  I am your toy!  

What a schedule!

Die größte Frau bringt den Veranstaltungskalender.

 

The biggest woman is bringing the event calendar.

 

...I guess the days are packed.

Interesting idioms

Du bist nicht in dieser Welt.

You are not in this world.

~I guess this is suppose to be one of those whacky German idioms that's equivalent to saying you have your head in the clouds.

Is that what you think of me?

Bin ich ein Spielzeug?

Am I a toy?


Sign's your relationship may be crashing and burning.

A bit vain, aren't we?

Wie kann ich von dort mein Haar betrachten? = How can I look at my hair from there?

I didn't realize where you went was dependent on your ability to look at your hair. Buy a mirror, douche...

What are you trying to tell me about your Grandpa?

Mein Großvater ist alt, aber seine Schuhe sind neu. ==
My grandfather is old, but his shoes are new.

I didn't think the owl was so shallow when it came to aging matters...

Sofern du bezahlst, trinke ich. == 
As long as you pay, I drink.

This sounds like dates I have been on before... :(

Someone needs to feed the cat

Die Katze isst die Ente.  = The cat is eating the duck.

I guess the duck didn't have nine lives.

Deep Thoughts

"Wir schwimmen, da wir Fische sind."  <=> "We swim, since we are fish."

"Wenn ich nicht renne, laufe ich nicht." <=> "If I do not run, I do not walk."

                                     - DuoLingo

I had spent just a tad too long trying to understand these - then I realized - DL was going  philosophical on me.

Big Bruder is watching...eggs...

A great DuoLingo one liner:

Wir sehen jedes Ei = We see every egg.

What else do you see DuoLingo?

Things you hope someone will never tell you about themselves:

Ich bin weder Mädchen noch Junge.   =   I am neither girl nor boy.

Wie sagt man: Hemaphrodite?

So beginnt es

Contained herein are the efforts of two brothers to master the German language by challenging each other using Duolingo. If you're not familiar, it's a website that will let you learn several languages for free via the internet. If you are familiar, you also know it has a propensity to throw some of the most odd-ball sentences at you from time to time that are quite literally both lost and found in translation.

Willkommen und genießen!

Das ist die erste Post

Hola, I mean Hallo!

This blog is about learning the Austrian dialect of the German language.

Here you will find:

The best translated sentences from DuoLingo (i.e. The bear is wearing her dress).

Good pictures that have deep significance for us:

And everything else awesome.

Plus - and yes I am actually saying this - Sometimes our Mom might stop by and say hi...cause she is learning with us too.