Crazy party?

Der Mantel ist auf dem Dach <==> The coat is on the roof

Does this guy know my dad?

Mein Teller ist schern <=> My plate is heavy.

Sounds like Dad at Christmas.

Reevaluating the important things in life

Die Fleige ist wichtig <=> The fly is important

Are you just that compassionate or are you trying to tell me my fly is down?

...about your kids, Bro...

Dein Kind ist anders. = Your child is different.

So true...so true.

Well, hello Mr. Fancy-pants!

Er hat sogar einen Elefanten!

=

He even has an elephant!

What, is he opening some sort of one-man zoo?

Senior Abuse?

Die Großmutter läuft deswegen von zu Hause weg.

=

The Grandmother is running away from home because of this.

Sounds serious to me...

Key phrases you should probably commit to memory

Renne möglichst schnell! = Run as fast as possible!

Why, is Godzilla attacking Berlin?

German Speaking Equestrians

Das ist mein erstes Pferd. = This is my first horse.

I wonder what happened to the previous one?

Great language skills for relationships

Das ist meine dritte Frau <=> This is my third woman.

Some people I know

Sie sprecht mit einen Katze. >> she talks with a cat

Modern medicine.

Ich mag das zweite Herz.

I like the second heart.

Isn't it nice to have options?

I hope he's not talking about his Frau...

Meine Kuh braucht einen neuen Hut. = My cow needs a new hat.

I guess even a cow likes to be stylish.

Pack your own toiletries

Welche Zahnpasta ist salzig? == Which toothpaste is salty?

None of them I hope.

They ARE small.

Ihre linken Schuhe sind klein. =  Her left shoes are small.

What about her right shoes? Does this imply her feet are different sizes?